pedalfar:

FH010013 (via Michio Endo / エンドウミチオ)

jayghost:

shannonnj:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

I am crying tears of joy.

WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE GET THESE THINGS!?

(Source: secretsbest)

prince16greg:

lmaooo omg

ffffffound:

Mike Mitchell’s Tumblr of Amazing Things.

stopplayingleague:

A devious way to get my boyfriend on the floor! >:3
…Or maybe I’m just weaksauce DX

Promoting the I’ll Carry You campaign thing!
Check it out, yo! Dawg! Bro! (:

Man, I love this artist.

dyrus:

I can’t believe I was talked into this.

happy valentines day you fucks.

Ahahahaha

burnworks:

how to say ” I love you” with math

This is cool

(Source: baeksehun)

hanatakayao:

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